ahahhahaha what the fuck is wrong here is the siren damaged or something. I’ve heard this exact siren before but never all creepy like this
actually the reason the siren sounds like that is because it’s echoing through the tall buildings of downtown chicago!
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.
Mom: what is it, baby child??!?!!!
Baby: I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU. DEAR MARIA, COUNT ME IN. THERES A STORY AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOTTLE AND IM THE PEN
Baby: *guitar noises*
Even the Kim Kardashian app knows I have nothing going for me.
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
I love this so much.
if my family looked like this id be so damn pleased like wtf you are all beautiful and have cool clothes and hair like nah son that’s not fair
Why are you all so pretty